Have you used one of these?
This is hands down (sorry) my favorite restroom hand dryer. Apparently, they were announced back in 2006, but I didn’t see any in the USA. Well, they are everywhere here, and they are amazing. A jet of air shoots out of a 0.3mm gap at 400mph to create a “blade” of air, that really effectively dries your hands.
If I ever When I get laughable amounts of money, there are a few items that I would really like to buy. The first is my own meat slicer and deli fridge, but the second might just have to be a Dyson airblade. Hypothetically speaking, if you come visit me in my man-cave, wouldn’t you rather dry your hands in this thing than a measly hand towel? I sure would.