car ramrod – I read it in the paper

I was flipping through one of the many Cornell news publications the other day and I saw the following picture:

AND the caption said “Sergeant Dan Murphy accepts the Frank G. Hammer Officer of the Month award from Police Chief Curt Ostrander.

Take another look at that guy, and then take a look at this guy:

Slap a headset and a mustache on Sgt. Dan Murphy and you get Officer Rod Farva! Thats right my fellow Cornellians, be careful what you do on the road, you don’t want to get your face punchisized for free.